PageRank vs Sexy Dumb Blonde

Anna Lynd
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1. Many men dream about sexy dumb blondes

Even those men who claim to be immune against the wiles of the “sexy dumb blonde,” hide under the mask of indifference their true desire for the hot looking beauty.

The same is true for PageRank

Every website owner wishes to have a high PR. Even those who declare that the success of their Internet business does not depend on it.

Page Rank vs Sexy Dumb Blonde

Page Rank vs Sexy Dumb Blonde

2. It is easy to lose a sexy dumb blonde

A ” dumb blonde” is unpredictable. Today she makes her boyfriend happy, but tomorrow he might wake up in a cold bed with a “goodbye” note stuck to his forehead.

PR can disappear even more quickly than a women of the heart and without any “goodbye” notes.

3. It is possible to have a sexy dumb blonde return to you

There are a variety of ways to get her to return. Often time the chances increase in direct proportion to the size of your wallet and the amount of time you are willing to spend.

The same is true with the lost-and-found PageRank.

4. A sexy blonde can interfere with a good night sleep

A man who has a sexy woman by his side does not sleep well worrying about the possibility of losing her. And then there are others who lose sleep thinking of ways of finding one of these women and holding on to her.

Owners of websites suffer from the same affliction for two reasons as well:

Some are always concerned about how to keep the high PageRank while others are always scheming on how to get it.

5. Finally, any man could be happy without a sexy dumb blonde and without high PageRank.

There is only one problem…. Where do you find this man?

Anna Lynd
Free Course: Viral Images for Pinterest, Facebook, & Instagram

4 thoughts on “PageRank vs Sexy Dumb Blonde

  1. So true! Great post, most internet marketers act like they don’t care about page rank – but if the truth were told, they would love to have a 5 or 6 page rank! Some marketers aren’t as brilliant as they put on!

    Thank for a funny and true post

  2. Well I have had both and neither are around now….
    Just getting started again. Not with the blonde however, think I’ll go with brunette, redhead, orangehead anything but blonde this time!!!

  3. As a sexy smart blonde with SEO strategy and awesome page rank; I really don’t appreciate your analogy.

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